Posts Tagged ‘Sport’

Wallaby star claims memory loss over alleged burglary

December 11th, 2009
Queensland and Wallaby backline star Quade Cooper has reportedly been preparing a statement which will see him tell authorities that he has no recollection of certain parts of an evening where he was arrested and charged with burglary at a Surfers Paradise residence. Cooper has been in hiding since the much ...

Politicians cry foul over midget races as PC stupidity continues

October 14th, 2009
Australia is running out of people to offend, after Victorian Premier John Brumby claimed the Cranbourne midget races were an insult to small people. Brumby acknowledged that some people found the event funny but felt that the potential harm and insult was also significant. However, one of the midget jockeys involved ...

Geelong wins second AFL title in 3 years

September 28th, 2009
The Geelong Cats have won a pulsating AFL final against St Kilda in front of 100,000 fans at the MCG, cementing their place as one of modern footie’s great sides. In a sublime finish to what was a magnificent game the Cats showed all their class in the final quarter ...

Hayne named NRL Player of the Year

September 9th, 2009
Parramatta fullback Jarryd Hayne has won the 2009 Dally M Player of the Year award, confirming what league followers have known for months; he is the hottest property in the game right now. Hayne’s victory denied Queensland star Johnathan Thurston, who finished second, the chance of joining Andrew Johns as ...

Disgraced Fevola in sex toy romp again

September 8th, 2009
Aussie Rules player Brendon Fevola’s fascination with giant dildos has landed him in trouble, again. The incident occurred on the Carlton Football Club’s traditional end of season Mad Monday celebrations, and this time involved the wayward Blues forward swinging the gigantic sex toy around at a Melbourne pub where he and ...

Warnies new love shack rebuilds his marriage

September 8th, 2009
Australia’s greatest spinner, of more than one variety, is at it again. Shane Warne and his formerly estranged wife Simone have rekindled their marriage with plans to move into a multi-million dollar mansion together, proving, for the time being at least, that home is where the heart is. The couple gave ...

Race Drivers Threatened with Frozen Koalas

September 3rd, 2009
NSW Police have warned that frozen road kill, including koalas, could be used by protestors as a way of disrupting a car race scheduled for the north of the state. The Repco World Rally Championship will travel to the Tweed Valley this week in the Australian leg of the WRC. Superintendent for ...

Melbourne wins third NRL crown

September 7th, 2010
The Melbourne Storm have won their third NRL premiership and in doing so have cemented their place in history as one of the league’s great teams. The Storm can rightly claim to be called a dynasty, following the 23-16 victory over the Parramatta Eels. Melbourne added the NRL premiership to the ...