Posts Tagged ‘fun’
Stoned driver has police cover blown by mystical dragons
December 3rd, 2009
Stoned enough to pass a police breath test, but apparently not straight enough to keep quiet about the mystical dragons. That was the case for 22-year-old Jay Danny Crawford as he regaled Babinda police with his reptilian recount during a random roadside breath test last month.
Despite recording a negative blood ...
Lack of foreplay results in murder
October 27th, 2009
In an act of physical dominance sure to win the hearts and minds of females everywhere it has been revealed that male redback spiders who do not spend enough time on foreplay may be punishable by death.
Scientists have claimed that unless a female redback is afforded at least an hour ...
Politicians cry foul over midget races as PC stupidity continues
October 14th, 2009
Australia is running out of people to offend, after Victorian Premier John Brumby claimed the Cranbourne midget races were an insult to small people. Brumby acknowledged that some people found the event funny but felt that the potential harm and insult was also significant.
However, one of the midget jockeys involved ...
Revealing survey – Australia’s favourite terms for underwear
September 7th, 2009
Tackle Box Covers, Nut Huts, Sausage Sling and Clacker Covers have all made the top 100 of favourite Aussie slang for underwear, in a survey released to coincide with Fathers Day.
The study, undertaken by gift company Adrenalin, says it has attempted to get to the bottom of the question which ...